Who knows what the Pastor had in mind for all of those prepubescent girls??
METAIRIE, La. -- Grant Storms, a conservative pastor who has staged protests against New Orleans' Southern Decadence Festival, was arrested Friday on accusations of masturbating in a public park.
Storms, 53, was charged with obscenity after two witnesses told deputies they saw him touching himself while watching children on the playground at Lafreniere Park in Metairie, according to the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office.
Storms told deputies he was just having lunch at the park when he had to go to the bathroom, so he relieved himself in a bottle.
But two women said they saw Storms masturbating, and they notified sheriff's deputies.
Storms is known for staging protests against Decadence, an annual gay celebration in the French Quarter. In 2003, he organized a march in opposition of the event, calling it "nasty" and "depraved."